Appointment Deposit Required
Deposits must be made in person
To schedule an appointment or to prepare art, we require a non-refundable deposit ($75 minimum). The deposit counts toward the price of your tattoo.
No children, please
Thank you for understanding
To maintain a safe, creative, and comfortable adult environment, no children or pets are allowed in the shop. Even infants. Even our own.
No quotes over the phone
We won't beat any price
Spidermonkey charges by the hour. We will provide an estimate only after we understand your needs. We’re not interested in providing the best price, just the best work.
Walk-ins often available
Contrary to rumors
While we do have tattooers in high demand, we also have late-notice cancellations and no-shows. When this happens, we love to take walk-ins. Call or look for the sidewalk sign to check for availability.
Clean & Sterile
Probably moreso than your dentist
Yearly BBP training. Continuous cleaning and autoclaving. Constant vigilance. We go to great lengths to ensure the health and safety of our customers and our artists.
The best tattoos and service around
We take a lot of care to make sure our tattoos look good and wear well. If you’re not satisfied, we will do everything we can to make it right.